Mystery Machine
The Nesquik machine in the cafeteria has been shut off during school hours since last school year (16-17) and many students have been complaining and wondering why. The lunch ladies are in
charge of the vending machines so we decided to talk to them about the situation and figure out what exactly is going on.
Jan Jenkins says that the machine has been off for about a year and a half and has not been on at all, not even after school like the small paper on the machine says. The machine was supposed to be removed a year and a half ago by Sean, but he has not done it yet. The machine is torturing students because many want the tasty Nesquik milk and we can't have it.
Sophomores Lucy Morrison, Abby Blume, and Lizzie Hardbarger says that they would love the machine back. “The chocolate milk in the machine was a 10/10” (Blume) Many students want the machine back and wish it was never gone, other students don't really care. John Lamp, junior, says “I never really used the machine”.
After talking to Sean, the Prowler realized that it isn't his fault that it is still here. Sean said, “I have no where to put the machine except for one place, but if I did, the machine would be destroyed and it's too good of a machine to go to waste. If someone is willing to take the machine, I would move it for them but at the moment I just don't know what to do with it.
The Nesquik machine has been taunting and torturing students for a year by not being on. Government policies indicate that we cannot sell the milk because of how large the bottles are, so it is not the cafeteria or the janitors fault for any of this, the government is responsible so if you would like to complain or make a statement, please contact President Donald Trump. If you have any ideas on how the Nesquik machine could be “recycled” or used, please speak up and let someone know.